Stephanson, Louisa tries to explain why she wants to give away her money, leading to a series of flashbacks, interspersed with fantasy sequences. Sobbing to her unstable psychiatrist, Dr. government Internal Revenue Service, who believes it is an April Fools' Day joke. Louisa wants to give her $211 million to the U.S. The pallbearers slip and drop the coffin, which slides down the stairs, leading into the opening titles. She is followed by pallbearers carrying a pink coffin. No one's McLovin.In a dream-like pre-credit sequence, Louisa, a black-clad widow, descends a pink staircase inside a pink mansion. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?Įvan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?įogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!Įvan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal? All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name! Read a fucking book for once.Įvan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?įogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin? Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?įogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. McLovin?Įvan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?įogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.įogell: Yeah.
Did you pussy out or what?įogell: No noooo, man. Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.
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